he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I would fuck him just for his dog
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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