You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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