OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
