how can u be prego again
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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