just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
ttyl tear gas
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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