Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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