I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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