Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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