u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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