make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You dont lie about slip and slides
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
