I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
smell my finger.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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