Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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