So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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