I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
pop tarts are not kleenex
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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