Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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