You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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