why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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