im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
God I need to hump something, right now.
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