dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
