Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I forgot wine drunk hurts
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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