can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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