Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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