I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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