just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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