don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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