you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Randomize
