What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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