SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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