Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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