Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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