She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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