i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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