Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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