I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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