i don't like sucking hair
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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