Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
