come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm both gender and math confused
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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