Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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