I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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