I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
