It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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