People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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