other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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