Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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