Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
