he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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