We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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