doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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