He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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