This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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