What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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