if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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