You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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