know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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