If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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