i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
this is an emotional support booty call
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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